spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

vinefame:

kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

"Dont ruin a good today by thinking about a bad yesterday. Let it go."
- (via flowering-happiness)

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential