largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

westbor0baptistchurch:

When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death

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splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

    me making decisions in video games:*thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
    me making decisions in real life:well what's the worse that could happen

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

Some people are just assholes

ghostofcommunism:

gorlt:

bestpal:

Katy Perry really just sat there and called trans girls on tumblr rats. Like she really just owned up to stealing our shit and then sit there like she isn’t the one lacking taste. Least I’m not bottom feeding even if I’m not getting paid bitch! Who’s the real rat now!

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Throw her in the trash.

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother