you ever notice a lot of stuff is considered poor and gross unless its upper middle class (white) people doing it
food trucks in the 90s were the realm of taco trucks and fairground food and were always considered unhygienic and nasty until all these rich city kids started…
mom: i love you (:
me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
That boy u just called racist? His mom took away his Beats Headphones last week. Think before u speak
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
- girl:babe come over
- boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl:my parents aren't home
- boy:I know
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u
True story once I found a girl who likes like 10 minutes from me because the grass in her pic looked familiar.